=BGOAT= Gear
Sometimes life is so difficult you can't tell whats up or down.
liteing your farts on fire is fun. But please don't try this at home.
This new bowling basketball sport is tough. I mean slam dunking a bowling ball is hard especially when it hits the person under the hoop on the head. explain that one to your doctor.
I think this is neversoft saying HAHA we took out the glitches.But notice who is dancing while we are Laughing.
=BGOAT= > Neversoft
THUG RIP... group photo of Me,Nick,Matt,Ryguy,And Ghost... see you on THUG 2
I can't wait to tell Peralta I finally got the Jedi Mind trick. He is gonna flip out. now for something a bit bigger. Floating things is cool!!!
Not only can she handle a hammering. but she can handle a hammering if you know what I mean ;-)
I am the Queen of fire all shall bow down to me or feel my wrath when I burn this city to the ground.
I think I got it flip. This will look good in your new video... Shit wait the lens cover was on man. sorry.
Excuse me guys there's nothing to see here. The privacy fence isn't even finished and I am not naked.
A little bit of Need for Speed Underground on THUG. I put My money on the shit box. Wait the brown shit box. Wait the one on the left.
Ya Officer I saw the whole thing. Mr. Muska here was trying to pull into the skate shop and this punk street racer came flying around the corner out of control and nailed him good. I hope he has insurance.
WOW!!! I haven't done this in years. I am so glad they finally put a slide in this park. New Jersey is such a better place now.
Jedi Mind trick huh. Levitating your self w/ your mind. How in the hell can you do it. I watched all of the videos and I still fall on my ass. I guess the force is strong with you Peralta.
Ok who left the puck on the ice. I just bought this zamboni machine and now I have to replace the damned buffers. Stupid kids.
New From THUG Motors two toned cars. Get yours today no payments or APR for 6 month's.
=BGOAT= Inspired art. This is the class of 2004. to learn how to make great art such as this contact =BGOAT=Subway and he will teach you.
Skateboarding is NOT a Crime!!! Let me outta here you little bitch ass PIG!!!
Caged Like animals in the Zoo
When Skate boarding goes bad. Yes that is a pipe through his head. This should be on RIPLEY's
Some THPS4 POTW's that never made it before THUG came out.
PIC 1: What the hell is going on over there. look at those 2 people in the window!!! are they... omg they are. dude check out those lesbians over there.
PIC 2: If there is a gate to heaven or a doorway to heaven. This ain't it lmao. this is just the door way to chicago.
Get your very own KISS t-Shirt here. It isn't =BGOAT= Gear but hey this isn't a BGOAT concert.
ME: Man Do I love the view. Isn't Hawaii Great?
BEACH GIRL: mphhh mmmm mumble mumbl mmmpppfhgghhm.
ME: Ya I agree...But please don't talk w/ your mouth full. It tickles.
This isn't the SIMS what the hell is w/ that orb floating above my head.
The Official =BGOAT= Board Sponsered by Wiz Designs.
A killer is on the loose chopping people up w/ axes and ripping there brains out.
Notice the sign says windy city...so windy infact that these guys have to hold on to me so the won't get blown away.
And for my next trick I will levitate this midget over this 1 story drop off....Notice there are no strings I repeat no strings...Kids Please don't try this at home.
This is what we do to practice incase of a real emergency when a noob actually does enter the room...NOOBS BEWARE!!!! we shoot on sight
Oh no RangerRonzilla's got me....Some one please help!!!!!
Now this new outfit will allow you to change colors under water and be almost invisible to the naked eye.
Do you see the "predator" skater?
HEY!!! That thing got a HEMI?.
When we're not finding glitches. We're just sittin around chilling.
The last thing a Croc see's before it eats you.
TELLER:How can I help you
ME:One ticket please.
KENNY:One ticket huh... you must be lonely. wanna hook up when I get out of work?
ME:Um let me think....How about no...
TELLER:That will be 5.99 for the ticket...Wait no 3.99 I will give you a discount for dissing the the stupid koala.
KENNY: @#@% $%@%$
ME:Thanks for the discount...Matt..Lets say you and me hook up after you get out of work.And bring you friend w/ you I have a twin sister for him
TELLER(Matt): Uh sure I...we... would love to.
ME:cool we can have some fun in the aquarium if you know what I mean.
KENNY:I'm sorry but the aqaurium is closed today.
TELLER and ME: Shut up.
How many people can you get on one parking meter.
Well atleast 8 before it falls over.
I thought he said these were upclose seats. I paid $300 dollars for a seat that doesn't even exist. and who the hell are the BGOAT's. they sure in the hell aren't major league. oh well there winning.
GO BGOAT's
cricky....The croc hunter here. Now this little bugga of a croc has been a bad lil' boy. although he's a cute lil' bugga he could swallow ya hole. and thats what this blimey croc did to 2 kids that where minding there own business barfin ova da rail cause of dat dar rocket ride....cricky...so's we's gots to put this bugga down.
AFTER
Cricky the lil' bugga got me ...fuck ouch...crick....eeeee...fuck me ...I mean bugga...shit get him off. swallow my fuc'n leg he did..but he's a cute lil' bugga..damn...cricky....
Man this beer sucks. I ain't even gettin a buzz off it.
Hmmm...lets see here... oh no wonder why... non alcholic beer son of a bitch.
Ok I want a jelly filled and a Boston kreme and my firend here will have a large coffee 2 cream 2 sugar and a banana nut muffin.
and hurry before the pigs come over here and eat all the donuts.
Ok we all know THUG isn't out until October but as you can see it won't stop us from trying to drive to a different location.
ME:Ok so it's the green wire and the red wire right.
NICK:Ya just hurry up before the guy comes out and realizes we're hot wireing his truck.
ME: I am going as fast as I can.
NICK: Hey wait I found the keys.
ME: Oh now you tell me.
Who says we don't have followers. look at these poor saps they warship us =BGOAT='s.
Hay ho la ve so do tay find a gli...itch.
TAXI DRIVER:Where to miss.
ME:Follow that car.
TAXI DRIVER:Whats the rush women.
ME:He is a mob boss and my old science teacher.
TAXI DRIVER:Ya so.
ME:He tried to have me killed a few weeks back cause I didn't have the stuff he wanted.
TAXI DRIVER:What kind of stuff may I ask.
ME: he wanted some beekers and test tubes. but I grabbed my Back pack full of vibrators instead.
TAXI DRIVER:He tried to have you killed over beekers and test tubes.
ME: no they where his wifes vibrators.
Look guys I can see my house from here....No Frank thats the barn. I mean over here.
Look Ma I'm in a parade.
Support our troops.
White man might not be able to jump but Who ever said white women can't jump.
Is it the shoes.
ME:I got the stuff you wanted boss.
BOSS:All of it. beacuase if you screw me over again like last time it's curtains..
ME:Of course all of it you big lug. it's right here in my back pack..
BOSS: Is this some kind of joke all I see is your vibrators..
ME: Oh shit wrong back pack..
BOSS: Get her.
I caught him all right.
So thats how they make hot dogs.
We are both scratching our heads because....
The gorilla is wondering how the hell I got in there w/ him and I am wondering how he got to the Carnival from the Zoo.
prolly got a ride from Ranger Bob and his trolly service in the Zoo.
Unless he knows the level swap glitch.
